what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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