it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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