I looked at my own cervix.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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