If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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