You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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