I just made out with a guy for $7.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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