you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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