He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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