i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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