My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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