Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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