FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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