is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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