Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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