just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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