i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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