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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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