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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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