my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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