nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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