Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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