I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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