If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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