i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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