I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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