oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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