god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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