Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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