physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You have to summon your inner elephant
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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