No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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