you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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