Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize