I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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