That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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