whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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