im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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