I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I love you.
Bad choice
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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