just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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