sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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