you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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