I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
