Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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