If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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