Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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