hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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