fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
