Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you made out with another girl for some wings
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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