Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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