My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators