I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.