: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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