hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
