Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Never underestimate the power of titties
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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