babies were throwing up all over the place
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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