what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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