You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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